Red Lobster

When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.

"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."

by dannofthursday September 18, 2008

lost the game

Said when one loses the unwinable game,

origins of "the game" are unknown but can be dated back to AT LEAST the 1950's. the rules of the game are as follows

1) once you hear the second and third rule you are playing the game NO EXCEPTION!!

2) IF you think about you have lost the game, you must then forget about the game after 15 mins, if you think about the game again you have once again lost the game (and so on and so forth)

3) when you have lost the game you must announce to everyone else that is playing the game stating your losing status (i lost the game) thus making them think about and lose the game

this game must be handled with GREAT care as it will take over your life, there is no way around the game, you think about you lose, people stop trying to make loopholes...there is none!

mwahahahaha you are now playing/losing the game

Example one (as it is starting)

Erika: "did you see the number 23 last night, its obsessive"
Emma: "damn you i lost the game"
Erika : "oh hahahaha i lost the game"

Example two (when it is starting to take over your life)

Erika: "i cant belive its not butter"
Emma: "i cant belive i lost the game"
Erika : "i lost the game"
Example three (you are now completly obsessed)

Erika: "hi emma"
Emma : "i lost the game"
Erika : "i lost the game...."

by Erikie and Emmy November 6, 2007

rock lobster

Someone who is extremely sunburned to the point of skin cancer

Person 1-"that old guy in the beach house next to us is a rock lobster"
Person 2-"haha yea he is"

by u know who it is October 2, 2007

Lost for words

Sophie is the girl that describes this word

This girl Sophie is the definition of lost for words

by Tratratanata February 25, 2017

Lobsters

The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.

Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.

by Kyle McFelch December 5, 2003

Lobsteritas

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.

Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.

by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003

Lobster

A cute skinny girl with an abnormally large and out of proportion rear end. She is petite everywhere else except for her large attractive ass. Often pronounced "Lobstah" in new england areas.

Juan: Aww man you see that lobstah over there.

Gregg: That cute girl with the big ass?

Juan: Yeah she's a lobster. All her meat is in her tail.

by Gjack007 May 22, 2009