LA dating protocol

A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.

That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 17, 2003

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chode a la mode

To make a banana split sunday using your chode (short fat weiner) instead of a banana.

I thought it would be funny to put whipped cream on my wang and present it to this ho bag as my chode a la mode, but she was lactose intollerant and did not pig out on it.

by philthy rich November 19, 2006

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la cosa nostra

the name for mainly the american mafia, also other offshore italian based mafia organizations, aswell as the huddersfield mafia in england known as the tetsuo family.

the tetsuo family / genovese family are examples of la cosa nostra.

by ntfx April 03, 2003

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Foof a' La Phat

Used when your extremely impressed by something! Said with emphasis!!

"i've just made you a sandwich"

"FOOF A' LA PHAT MUSH!"

by luke whiting August 08, 2008

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la's totally awesome

A cheap power cleaner from God, Jesus, and Beyonce. Will clean the sin out of a college/high school party.

Usually cost a dollar

Josh: How I am going to clean this party mess up.
Kevon: LA's Totally Awesome will clean this shit in two seconds
Josh:I only have a dollar
Kevon: Good

by ___king_k___ October 08, 2017

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