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JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”
by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021
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jizz willy

Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!
I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!
by Holditin June 3, 2017
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jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet
Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski
by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013
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jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.
Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.
by benji07 August 3, 2022
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Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.
Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now
by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019
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Crazy Jizz

When you meet an amazing woman and she seems totally normal. But when you fuck her it turns her crazy. You have Crazy Jizz.
Bro, It happened again. I fucked that new chick Nova. She's gone crazy now, i watched her spit out my load in her mouth and tried shoving it up her vagina trying to get pregnant. I think ive got Crazy Jizz!
by Lisa Dee June 25, 2019
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jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.
Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.
by facepwn March 15, 2014
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