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goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments
wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!
by Candyman Can July 14, 2018
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jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester
by poopyman September 16, 2013
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Jizz Farm

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.
by Donewaiting September 7, 2016
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Jizz Ops

When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.
{Jizz ops in action}

Meat beater:*fap fap fap*

Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?

Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
by Chebster August 2, 2021
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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
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Jizz jewel

A descriptive word for children
My little Dina is the brightest jizz jewel in her class receiving the highest marks on her exams
by Carameldancer May 16, 2025
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Jizz Junkie

A cute 18 year-old neighbor's daughter who gobbles you up for attention.
"Dude! Darcy gobbled me twice in four minutes last night!"
Damn! Darcy certainly is a Jizz Junkie!"
by 69ingEmma February 8, 2024
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