Jew Kiss

When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together

Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!

by Will I Was Shook Speared May 14, 2020

Jew gun

The 'Jew gun' is a derogative nickname attributed to the antique 'Gewehr model 1888' bolt-action rifle produced in Germany in the late 1800s. Antisemitic newspapers blamed Jewish factory owners for the gun's initial defects and problems using smokeless gun powder (which was also believed to be the act of Jewish industrialists). The Gewehr M88 (or 'G.88') was referred to by the German press and segments of the public as the 'Jew gun'.

Ludwig Loewe and Company continue to produce the defective 'Jew Gun', betraying our troops and their ability to fight.

by Tiewaz May 21, 2017

Jew Brown

A method relating to Jews being burnt... mirrors that of a hash Brown being made in Mc Donald's but instead, the Jews getting cooked

Osama - "Hitler hunny, are my jew browns done yet?"

Hitler - "Osama babes, calm your turban you curry muncher... these Jews are abit wriggley... Let me chop their arms off and I'll make you your Jew brown"

by curry cums out of my jab end May 26, 2016

party jew

A Jew that parties.

That party Jew smells.

by Thenightshade July 24, 2016

Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal

"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"

by Blackty December 4, 2020

jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas

Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.

by J Slasher December 7, 2020

Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.

"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"

by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011