The Jesus of Dating

Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom

Wow, look at that guy getting all of those hot girls! He is surely The Jesus of Dating.

by Kelset January 20, 2008

gentle jesus

when a man inserts a very skinny penis into a fat woman's cunt. she must be sleeping during the process.

i gave that bitch the gentle jesus last night. she must have liked it because she didnt wake up.

by gentle jesus giver. April 3, 2009

Jesus Penis

A term often yelled when either in a great debate, and or a pissed off mood.

Dawson: "Jesus Penis! These scrotum licking daddybag bitches keep reaming my rim in Halo!"

Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"

Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)

Shawn: "Love you hubby."

Dawson: "Love you too hubster."

by Dawsy Boi September 21, 2011

jesus string

A string type object in which case generally a shoe lace is used to make a lasoo type loop then tied around your head to hold your hair in place.Making sure u have only one string of the shoe lace that dangles down usualy at the back or over your shoulder. Which will make you some how look like jesus in some way. Maybe because jesus has long hair and a head band.

Person 1:hey whys that guy got a shoe lace around his head?

Person 2: nah man its cool, its a jesus string, cant u see its holding his hair down from the furious blowing winds.

by G-sis April 11, 2006

Jesus Christ

A carpenter, a complex, caused alot of headache. Oy Vey

Guy at door: Have you found Jesus Christ?
Guy in house: You lost him?

by stoolybird October 26, 2006

Jesus Boots

Jesus Boots are godlike, they give you the ultimite power. They are stylistic, hip, cool, bop'in, and bong'in. They are the most comfortable jesus boots you can get; a strap goes over the thinger, with the tonger, and connects to the farghof which then gives you the carbon glandonate producing the ultimite comfort

"yo man, where'd you get those jesus boots"
"What are jesus boots?"
"would you like to use some jesus boots"
"Are you wearing jesus boots"
"put your jesus boots on, its gonna be a wild night"
"jesus boots, they wont let you break the surface tension of water"
"oh man, you just fudged my jesus boots"

by Ekoh August 17, 2006

Jesus Freak

A retard saying, "Amen!" to every saying in the bible. AKA Christian Fanatic. Not to be confused with deeply religious Catholics and Evangelicals.

"Thou shall spill the seed in the whore's womb than to spill it onto the ground."

A Jesus Freak: "Amen Brother! Now to hunt me down some queers!"

by Your Mother's arse October 16, 2008