Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.

*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."

by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016

joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

Inside Joke

A joke that only a certain group of people will understand based on an experience the group had.

Person 1: Remember when…
Person 2: Shiiit I remember haha.
Person 3: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Person 1: You weren’t there to see it, it’s an inside joke.
Person 3: Fuck well don’t I look dumb.

by J4VA January 3, 2023

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

Joke

When your friend tells you he's gay.

Nigger: Hey Brandon! I'm a gay!
Brandon: Haha, I get it. Your a joke!

by anonymous June 4, 2023

Dad joke

Used by Hugh Mungus

Dad jokes used by Hugh Mungus

Crazy lady "what's your name?"
Hugh Mungus "it's Hugh...Mungus."

by See me standing here October 12, 2018

Stepdad Joke

Has all the elements of a Dad Joke, but tries way too hard, ultimately failing to be humorous.

"Brett is always acting like he's funny, telling these Stepdad Jokes - its pathetic."

by Grindhead Jim May 21, 2024