Trolling His/Her Wood

To "Troll her/his Wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure, is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz

Daysen: Hey, it's Robert! Let's go start Trolling His/Her Wood!

Ben: Okay, Watch this...Hey Renaldo!

Robert: Why are you calling me Renaldo?

Ben: That is your name isn't it?

Robert: No, it's Robert!

Teacher: Renaldo! Be Quiet!

by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 3, 2010

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

Tiger Woods-ing

The act of fingering two women at the same time. With the use of both hands, and a woman seated on each side of you.

Yo I was at the club last night and I was straight Tiger Woods-ing these two hoes.

by Fuzzy Dinosaur December 30, 2009

fairfield woods middle school

a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.

guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while

guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework

guy one: sweet ill be there!

by that guy by the door February 18, 2011

put wood int 'ole

the yorkshire slang for, "can you shut the door please?"

oi, buddy, can you put wood int 'ole?

by I haven't used my real name March 17, 2017

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

Sap O' The Morning Wood

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.

I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.

by Obloid July 1, 2014