1) Describing the acceptable range of which an individual (typically a man) can express sexual interests and desire.
2) (Pejorative) A person whose sexual interests are within an acceptable norm and whose behavior is considered strange or unreasonable.
2) (Pejorative) A person whose sexual interests are within an acceptable norm and whose behavior is considered strange or unreasonable.
1) In modern discourse, characters like Lady Dimetrescu or Zarya are the Safe Horny option for attractive women.
2) Your obsession with Muscular Women is so Safe Horny, it hurts me.
2) Your obsession with Muscular Women is so Safe Horny, it hurts me.
by Phoenixhydra April 15, 2024

When your so horny your like fried carnival food tasty in the sense of sex but not the healthiest option if your desires are extremely intense.
by Anarchon March 21, 2021

A type of sexually aroused, specifically aroused from when jeans you’re wearing rub against your crotch.
Most commonly seen in women.
Most commonly seen in women.
by Louie Zacro February 21, 2022

A definition someone makes for any random day of the year on Urban Dictionary for an excuse to be horny.
Guy 1: "I'm not gay dude, December 14 is get analingus by your best friend day, look it up!"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"
by Ijustpissedmypants December 13, 2021

by Prison Pete October 17, 2022

i was just coming back home from the store, when i walked in and realized that a few of my boyfriend josh’s friends were over. one of them eyed my huge tits that sat perfectly in my slutty top, but i didn’t think much of it, until i felt a hand reach around and grab them from behind me. he lifted me up and threw me on the table. “hey what the fuck are you doing?!” i exclaimed. “shh,” one of the boys said. “you’ll like it.” all 5 of them surrounded me and started ripping off my clothes, even though i tried my best to cover myself. the boy who was watching my boobs pulled down his pants to reveal his 10 inch cock. he grabbed me by my hair and shoved my lips deep on his boner, without letting me go. another one held open my legs while a third rubbed his fingers around my dripping pussy. i tried to fight against it at first, but i couldn’t deny how good it felt. He teased me, hovering his finger tips over my soaking entrance, but i desperately needed more. suddenly, he shoved his whole fist inside. The dick that was throat-fucking me slipped out of my mouth as a moan escaped my lips. Instead of forcing it back in like I was expecting, he walked around behind me and pushed his huge tip in my ass as i squirmed. “Be a good little slut and take it” he whispered as I felt him go all the way deep inside of my ass. at the same time, the last 2 friends who had been watching this play out pushed both their thick cocks so deep in my mouth that i stopped breathing.
the boy in my pussy was getting bored so he whipped out his big dick and rubbed on my wet pussy. “give me deeper and faster” i said as i rubbed my clit, making me squirt everywhere. “did i hear you right? this whore loves it” he replied. “just do it” i gasped out. “tell me that you like it, and i’ll give it to you.” he said as he slapped my ass. “fuck it feels so good when every single one of my holes is filled up with huge thick cocks pounding me in and out” i desperately moaned out. It definitely did the trick, because suddenly I felt him pounding in my core. the one who has holding my thighs moved on to licking my titties, which just made wetter. “i’m about to finish” said the friend in my ass. “same” said one of them who was in my mouth. one of them pulled out of my mouth while i kept sucking the other, causing me to swallow his thick load while my face got covered in their juice. at the same time, my ass and pussy got filled up and started leaking cum everywhere, but i wasn’t done, so i hopped on top of a massive cock. i took turns riding each of their huge boners, repeatedly getting cream pies and squirting all over the room. we fucked all night long, even after my boyfriend got home from work, he joined in too. by the end of it i was drenched head to toe in sticky cum, and there wasn’t a single moment where any of my holes wasn’t filled by multiple cocks, and my pussy wasn’t squirting and leaking cum. we were so horny that they started coming back each night!
by youknowit1011 February 24, 2023

by daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy February 27, 2021
