feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

feels bar

Describes the state in which you and your friends or stranger are drunk enough to talk about feelings/ lost relationships and general deep talk.

Feels bar is open today for your Monday's blues. Grab a drink and tell me what's bothering you.

by Feelsbarman July 15, 2022

head feeling

That weird feeling you get in your brain when drugs hit

“Woah, dude”
“What, man?”
“I just got the head feeling”
“ Nice, that means you’re gonna be high soon”

by iheas July 27, 2022

Stones Feeling

A ballsy or bullish attitude towards a situation.

"I have a stones feeling we’re going to be spiking up here very soon. Don’t ask how I know." - PandaPunch

by spacecowboy420 June 6, 2022

flipflop feelings

When your girl or guy is indecisive and can't make up their mind on whether to be with you or another person. In their attempt to avoid drama, they will not commit to either person, they will just send mixed signals and flipflop back and forth

She was so worried about making someone hate her that she played with both their emotions with her flipflop feelings

by Harbinger00 June 7, 2022

dont feel it

it means dont feel yourself or dont get too cocky

becca: you look cute
jay: thank you i know i do

becca: ok dont feel it…

by on dani June 11, 2022