david eagle

Afraid people won’t respect his property and claims he’s “tired” of bashes.

“I’m just not in the mood for it” -david eagle

by Poop suck March 23, 2022

egged eagle

A cool guy with huge cock and plays with many women and even men, a giga chad

i had sex with chad

OMG SO DID I

(followed by 7 more men and women saying that chad had sex with them)

OMG GUYS CHAD IS AN EGGED EAGLE

by eggedeagle April 22, 2022

olivia earl baker

a white gingered freckly female with a tendency to drown

what an olivia earl baker

by yourfavouritedefinition June 1, 2022

Blood Eagle

1. Viking torture method in which they would rip a persons rib cage out of their back , then turn their skin into wings.

2. Where two people have period sex in spread eagle position

1. The Vikings had performed the “blood eagle” torture method
1. I’m so mad at this person I could turn them into a blood eagle

2. I’d love to try the “blood eagle”

by Totesnotacow July 30, 2022

Desert Eagle

A absolute beast. It's the pinnacle of all pistols. Has a 50 AE calibre.

Person 1:I have a desert eagle!
Person 2:Woah what calibre is it?
Person 1:Of course 50 AE.

by German ww1 soldier August 25, 2022

Pip Earland

He is a man who loves to fondle with monkey testicles in an arrotic mannor. He also is three feet tall and has a tiny penis who also says the catchphrase: "scot" wich you can find in someone elses dictionary you nonce. I have no job and sit here 24/7 putting up ridicoulus things because i have no life and my mother doesnt love me. Ive had enough and whoever is reading this you have 10 minutes to call the police because im going to kill myself. But by the time oyur reading this i would have alredy been gone. Goodbye cruel world ive had enough of your shit -Edwardo

Im going to kill myself with a knife to the throat - pip earland

by Deceaced August 31, 2022

Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most

‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal’

by anonymous September 12, 2022