duck's breakfast

A drink of water. Originally British, or so says my British grandmother.

Whew, it's hot - let me go get a quick duck's breakfast.

by Mandy C. August 30, 2005

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK May 13, 2005

toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009

scrooge ducking

the act of taking coins and pouring them on top of your body for physical and emotional pleasure, thus evoking the image of Scrooge McDuck from the DuckTales television series.

Kevin released his pent up sexual urges and satisfied his child-like curiosity by scrooge ducking with his rubles while studying abroad. To say the least: clean-up was a mess.

by Chicken McNuggs July 8, 2010

Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing

Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

by Sweet Silly sugar June 23, 2013

duck-chicken

A wonderful being not seen by most people, but definitely exists. Head of a duck and body of a chicken.

"is that a chicken" -kylie

Person: "no, its duck"
You: "lol no its duck-chicken"

by Shrekisdaddyyyy March 12, 2021