Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.

Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!

Blindsided Drunk by for real2 August 16, 2011

Baby-drunk 

When someone is so drunk they put on a baby mask and pretend to have a temper tantrum in the middle of a party.

Masks can be found at party stores or on Amazon under "crying baby mask"

"Donnie is completely Baby-drunk with that mask on. Look, everyone is trying to avoid eye contact!"

Baby-drunk by LittleLindsey July 16, 2016

Noah Drunk 

Getting so drunk you have to leave class and pass out in the bathroom.

Dude last night Caleb, Noah and I got Noah Drunk.

Noah Drunk by The biggest Bo May 31, 2018

Pritchard drunk

Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.

You ain't been drunk until you've been Pritchard drunk.

Pritchard drunk by Edcnko June 20, 2018

chalk line drunk 

after a hard night of drinking you pass out on the ground like your dead and the police should draw a line around your body like at a crime scene

You partied so hard last night I found you chalk line drunk on the floor passed out like a victim of a drive by.

chalk line drunk by Rich Apple August 29, 2009

Myrtle Beach Drunk 

To go out with all intentions of getting slobber-bombed and waking up in some random hotel room Thinking..."what the fuck happened?" And the only landmark you recognize is the Atlantic Ocean.

It's Tuesday mother fucker, we're gettin' Myrtle Beach Drunk tonight.

Myrtle Beach Drunk by MNR June 8, 2015

Ke$ha drunk

an extreme level of drunkenness, usually used to refer to females no older than their mid-20's who are completely shitfaced drunk, a young Courtney Love.

OMG, I need a drink. I'm going out and getting KeSha drunk tonight!

Did you see those chicks playing beer pong with vodka? No, them bitches is trying to get Ke$ha drunk!

Ke$ha drunk by Homeslice McAwesome October 8, 2010