duck's breakfast

A drink of water. Originally British, or so says my British grandmother.

Whew, it's hot - let me go get a quick duck's breakfast.

by Mandy C. August 30, 2005

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK May 13, 2005

toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009

duck with an i

When you accidently press the wrong button on the keyboard. Think about it, I is right beside u.

Duck with an I. Pressing u instead of i

by Luke has a big duck! January 20, 2015

Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020

Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing

Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

by Sweet Silly sugar June 23, 2013