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Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.
Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.
by Da Chez January 20, 2018
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode wagger

Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.
Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.
by Beezer12washingbeard September 8, 2023
mugGet the Chode waggermug.

chode soaker

When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.
Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.
by Nick Housel August 17, 2017
mugGet the chode soakermug.

chode ficker

A chode is a small penis and a ficker is some who flicks, A chode ficker is someone who flicks small penis
My friend is a chode ficker he flicks my chode every night
by stroker9138 October 1, 2023
mugGet the chode fickermug.

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.
by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

- A follower or slave
- One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets nothing in return.
- "That's kinda risky. I'll get my chode to do it."
- "That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."
by Princess Chodestool May 27, 2006
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

A really short but thick penis
Have you seen george wood naked? He’s got a massive chode
by Thatonekidthatonetime October 30, 2019
mugGet the Chodemug.

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