small penis car

The bigger the car the smaller the penis.

A small penis car is a big car driven by a man trying to overcompensate for having a small penis

by Anonymous R April 16, 2006

Campaign Car Syndrome

The state of a political campaign worker or volunteer's car in which the entire trunk, back seat, or other location is full of campaign literature, yard signs, buttons and other campaign related material.

Sarah's Prius suffered from campaign car syndrome for weeks after Obama was elected until she finally removed the last box of lit.

by DemInCa August 5, 2009

Kennedy Car wash

Driving a car off a bridge into a body of water, while drunk, and running away leaving the passenger trapped inside to suffocate.

"I'm so pissed at Mary Jo...I oughtta give her a Kennedy car wash"

by Bogey251 November 19, 2007

tesco car park

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.

"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"

by d-d-d-d-deported March 11, 2017

on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"

"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"

by StMi February 13, 2012

Crash car heart

Someone who falls in love quickly and easily and can develop deep emotions for someone else in a short time. These people usually end up getting rejected, but they don’t move on nearly as quickly as they fell in love. This word-phrase was most notability used by the legendary Fall Out Boy.

Johnny just got rejected by that girl today, he only knew her for a few weeks and already said he loved her, damn he sure is a crash car heart.

by Guy Fawkz February 10, 2018

NICE CAR, ETHAN

A phrase that is said by Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7 to Ethan when Jack ‘hijacks’ the car Ethan tried to kill him with

NICE CAR, ETHAN

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020