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breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer
to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

Any place or situation where the proportion of bros to all other people exceeds a tolerable standard
College Student 1: Hey do you want to go to that party at my friend's frat house? I heard there may be some hot girls there!

College Student 2: Meh, you know that frat is filled with bros, I don't know.

College Student 1: Yeah that's true, every time they throw a party it turns into a fuckin' brathel. Let's go downtown and pick up horny exchange students at a bar.

College Student 2: Baller!
Brathel by Matty J.D. March 31, 2009

Bretherin 

A word used by the brother's of Tau Epsilon Phi to greet one another in passing and in greeting. Also used to announce a brother's entry into a room, house, or situation.
Greeting an individual:
"Ah bretherin Patrick, how art thou?"

A brother enters a room/house/situation:
"BRETHERIN PATRICK, THOU HAST ENTERED THE PORTALS!"
Bretherin by Lou Chorney April 18, 2008

cocaine breathe

When you snort cocaine it goes down the wrong tube you form a nasty smell of the mouth
"Bro, you have some nasty cocaine breathe."
"Ew her breathe be smelling like liquid cocaine"

shit for breathe

when a person's breathe stinks like shit. Also used to describe such a person.
George: Damn man! what you been doing? eating outta the toilet agian?
Brown: No y?
George:u got shit for breathe
shit for breathe by u all know me October 27, 2009

entrancing tale brethren 

You say this as a comeback to "cool story bro". Meant to be an upscale, upperclase, more formal way to say "cool story bro"
Excited Friend: "I just got a nuke in COD"
Non-Chalant Friend:"Cool story bro"
Formerly excited, now pissed off friend: "Entrancing tale brethren."