by MattBoiah December 4, 2020
A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.
by antellect April 9, 2013
The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 9, 2023
Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 8, 2020
a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin
by doctor johnny October 17, 2021
Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.
Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.
by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018
I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.
by remyg November 3, 2011