Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.

Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting

by 0lorin January 14, 2019

Beach

Something that you call your friends because calling your friends bitches can be mean.

“Whats up beaches!”
“Omg ily beach”

by Poppers poppin June 18, 2019

Barch

Barch, v. 1. A variant form of sexual assault; 2. The act of unexpectedly biting out the asshole of a victim and then spitting it into his or her mouth whilst screaming.

1. I will barch your mother.
2. My phys ed teacher was arraigned on charges for barching a minor.
3. Every time we play Cold Storage, I'm constantly getting barched by stickies.

by The Slothening June 21, 2019

Beachy

To go to the beach and smoke

I’m really trying to go on a beachy right now

by Cresher March 24, 2019

BeachedWhale

A whale that got stuck on the beach

A fat person that lays on the couch

Look at that Fat Chick, she looks like a BeachedWhale.

by Logan g 2323 April 18, 2019

Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!

"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"

by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019

Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy

Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again

by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019