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jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.
Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.
by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011
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Jerking His Yert

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts
by organcontainer March 31, 2020
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link jerking

The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.
Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.
by Strausy November 12, 2009
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Circle Jerk

A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT
Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!
by Frankieboy226 January 9, 2024
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on jerk

Used for emphasis in a similar way as “on jah” or “on god,” but with even more emotion/urgency
I swear on my nans and that’s ON JERK”
by get_josh December 12, 2023
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Jerking

1-Something to do with New York. Slang.

2-To grip big, juicy, thick meatcock, and pull it up and down, up and down. Pumping, and pumping, and pumping it like gas. Throbbing hard penis will stay hard for days. Jerking,
and jerking, and jerking, jerking and jerking. You can even suck if you want to. Slurping, gargling, choking, sucking, licking, and don’t even get me started on CBT.

3-To grip the shaft of the penis whilst moving your hand, or tool for masturbation, up and down, up and down. Up. And. Down.
Usually until ejakulation or until the end of foreplay.
“Hey bro”
“Hey man”
“Wyd?”
“Jerking and gerking some guy off for 4 bucks”
“You gay asl”
“Shut up you said you’d push my 🅿️ yesterday you gay”
“Shi you right, and I still would.”
“Bet”
by Nameful February 23, 2022
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sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home
oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls
by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019
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