Zombie beat off

1) When playing Left for Dead, zombies surround you quickly, and all you can do is pistol whip them.

2) Giving a hand job to a zombie.

Def 1) Damn witch, I would of rather of beaten off 20 zombies.

Def 2) Why does my hand smells so bad?..... Oh yeah, zombie beat off.

by The jblaze October 14, 2009

Beat your meat

To tenderise and loosen a piece of meat before cooking to allow ease while cutting and eating, and also actions such as stuffing, rolling, and skewering are easier.
This technique is generally done with meat mallets or with naturally occurring enzymes. For the former solution, pressure must be applied evenly over the meat or else if pounded too hard, it may break.

Jarvis prefers his meat soft and juicy. Be sure to beat your meat before marinating it.

by I'm online March 4, 2019

beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

beat like rihanna

Being incredibly tired from work or other tiring activities

"Dude I need some sleep cuz' I'm beat like rihanna

by Trogdaft June 11, 2009

cock-throbbing beat

A dance-oriented musical rhythm that sounds like a hybrid of electronica and vintage porn groove. Examples include "Disco Science" by Mirwais, "Around the World" by Daft Punk, and anything by Moby.

"I dunno what was going on when that bare-chested guy with the pink v-neck sweater put on that strangely agreeable porno music, but I felt hot, bothered, and the need to dance."

- "Those were no normal rhythms, friend. Those were cock-throbbing beats."

by Ed Braun August 6, 2009

Beat off crazy

To masturbate one's self into an insane state.

Jaime is beat off crazy this weekend, we won't see her until Monday.

by Abnerone March 18, 2005

beating a dead horse

to continue to persue a situation that nothing is happening in.

taken from the act of whipping a horse to get it to move, even though it is dead, and aint going anywhere.

"sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse"
"It's going nowhere, stop beating the dead horse"

by ChipmunkOnKetamine November 7, 2009