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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
by Scary McClary July 20, 2019
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Rizzy jizz

Semen that is charming, thoughtful and charismatic.
My charismatic and extroverted boyfriend shot his rizzy jizz on my pink butt.
by urban.dictionary.6947835 December 8, 2023
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Jizz Bomb

|When one nuts into a condom until it's full then tying it and stomping on it, hence the name.
"Man, I made a jizz bomb and now there's cum fucking everywhere bro"
by Mia Dixie Rect October 4, 2019
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Paradise Jizz

If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.
My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.
by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018
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Jizz Ops

When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.
{Jizz ops in action}

Meat beater:*fap fap fap*

Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?

Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
by Chebster August 2, 2021
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jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews
Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin
by CoreyTech May 4, 2018
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Jizz Farm

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.
by Donewaiting September 7, 2016
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