by Wa!Tanuki June 5, 2021

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022

Roma’s love has no end when it comes to Brett.
Her heart is his.
It is like a dragon that will slay down any obstacle that comes its way.
She has seen many types of love in many far away lands but nothing will ever or has ever come close to her love for him.
If given the chance, she will keep his heart safe for eternity.
“Roma’s love for Brett” is defined as forever.
Her heart is his.
It is like a dragon that will slay down any obstacle that comes its way.
She has seen many types of love in many far away lands but nothing will ever or has ever come close to her love for him.
If given the chance, she will keep his heart safe for eternity.
“Roma’s love for Brett” is defined as forever.
by Roma The Flamingo January 4, 2019

by DJ Dr. Sherm December 21, 2023

this is when you are heart broken times three and even one time is really really bad and can make someone want to commit suicide.. and doctors don't help they just be making it worst for people to want to do it even more. let me explain a example of how someone can be triple heart broken. so let's say someone lost their wife who he really love and was the best man possible to her, let's say this happen because their new born daughter was killed. that two heart broken effects right there, and now let's say some girl that is evil but looks really good in public and is a young girl or pretending to be a young girl and can still can pretend to be young underage girl at the age of 28. let's say this girl was mad he wouldn't date her and shes beautiful and sexy and he's faithful to his wife. and she lie on him and said he rape her. to lock him up thinking he scared to have sex with her because she under age and would go to prison for it and she make it happen anyway when she thinks he was trying to avoid it. and let's say this guy is a hero who always protect all girls and women from rape and he hates it and vowed to GOD he wouldn't even do it. and an example of an Quad heart break that is four times he could of rape his wife in the beginning before they got married and couldn't help his strong feelings of love for her.
he's triple heart broken? i doubt he's still living through that immense pain agony and suffering mix up no matter how much time passes by, even his old lost wife ask why are you still hurting?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 23, 2022
