Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp

Old man jankins is packing

by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020

Slash Man

a discord mod

Ryx: hey slash man-
slash: i have mod, dont try me

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS June 1, 2021

man dust

the fine dust created using an electric razor.

dude... get the man dust out of sink.

by O.B.G.Y.N. Spurius April 22, 2009

Peyton Manning

When doing a girl from behind, right before you cum, yell "OMAHA" and pull out and cum in her ass instead.

This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I pulled a Peyton Manning and called an audible.

by GeraltPovino December 8, 2022

man friend

A "friendship" that isn't a friendship but a almost relationship . Like, they talk but they never make any moves and they sit together at lunch near the canteen with their friends.

Extremely handsome person: hey is that your man friend?
Weird person getting in with handsome person's brother: that's not the right word!!

by JumpingPig42 October 24, 2019

Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.

“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”

by Rutebega July 21, 2022

man pop

Beer

If you are not into man pop yet want to get hammered, the bar serves many other types of booze.

by Ernest Dowson May 8, 2017