Solihull turd

A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull

What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer

by Captain Fourtrak April 13, 2021

Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.

The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long

by Butterscotch daddy July 7, 2022

Turd face

A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.

Often used in sentences like:

“Give me back my wife you turd face!”

by Mars_:) June 23, 2022

pterodactyl turd

Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race

We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others

by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022

turd miner

One who excavates fecal matter.

Ryan's mom is a turd miner

by DaveIsCool123456789 June 11, 2006

Turd Hurdler

A girls' very shapely backside. Made very visible by the tight clothing.

Wow, look at the "Turd Hurdler" on that chick!!

by Mark Langen December 29, 2006

turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

by jaymor February 3, 2009