by naynay8 April 30, 2010
Get the trap island mug.When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.
Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!
by Walter900 May 19, 2011
Get the Lobster Trap mug.The art of perfectly timing a fart, right as a person passes behind you, so you fart on the said person, leaving the aroma on them as if they had farted.
by NINJAJAHOVA July 11, 2017
Get the speed trapping mug.When everyone in class wants to die because the teacher is going on and on about things that no one cares about, a fellow finds something that the teacher is saying and uses it to go on a series of uneducational tangents until the class is over.
Example 1:
Teacher: And that is why E=MC^2...
Mullaney: If you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.
Teacher:Why, that is correct, also imagination is more important than knowledge. Actually, I love Albert Einstein, you know class...blah blah blah until the end of class.
*End of class bell* Teacher: Oh, shoot! We're out of time! It seems that I have been caught up in a Mullaney trap!
Example 2:
Student 1: Hey! What do we do in Chem today?
Student 2: I don't know, Dan caught Donndelinger in a Mullaney trap during our class.
Student 1: Fuck, now I don't know if I should do my homework during lunch or not.
Teacher: And that is why E=MC^2...
Mullaney: If you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.
Teacher:Why, that is correct, also imagination is more important than knowledge. Actually, I love Albert Einstein, you know class...blah blah blah until the end of class.
*End of class bell* Teacher: Oh, shoot! We're out of time! It seems that I have been caught up in a Mullaney trap!
Example 2:
Student 1: Hey! What do we do in Chem today?
Student 2: I don't know, Dan caught Donndelinger in a Mullaney trap during our class.
Student 1: Fuck, now I don't know if I should do my homework during lunch or not.
by Fellow appreciative student November 8, 2012
Get the Mullaney trap mug.When you're on aim, but want to get off, and you can't find an excuse to gracefully bow out of a conversation with someone.
by NancyDrewPwnsYou September 1, 2009
Get the AIM trap mug.A female who flirts with another man in the hopes he will flirt back and when he does she tells all of her friends so they can make fun of him.
Dude A: Yo Josh I could of swore Erica was tryna hook up with me last night but now she's talking shit.
Dude B: I told you Mitchell that she's a damn trap bitch
Dude B: I told you Mitchell that she's a damn trap bitch
by J-Sleezy69 July 13, 2016
Get the Trap Bitch mug.when a woman uses her fantastically big awesome boobs as a smokescreen to lure a man into thinkin that the whole package is hot as well, by some sort of booby magic that drives a manner into a state of altered consciousness preventing him from seeing anything but boobs
Hey Bob, so I went out with this awesome chick the other night, the total package.... but then last night I saw her again and turns out she booby trapped the hell outta me the first time by hoisting that fantastic rack up in my face.
by motoboat October 26, 2011
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