Captain

When your clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store

Hey Captain Coupon … where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

by Wandman September 4, 2021

Choker captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri

Kohli is a Only Choker captain in this world

by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On the side he will often be seen slinging dick to fake snapchat bots.

Captain Long was seen driving his cock helicopter for allie on video

by Allie- Snapbot April 2, 2025

Captain goggles

Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.

I feel like a total captain goggles right now

by NotHaggard September 20, 2018

Captain planet

When u pull a bit*h on the scootch one night and couldn't be fuc*ed puttin work in the night after so you recycle that ass.

Omar u captain planet'd that bit*h!

by Omarplanet August 28, 2017

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021