Two;xer Geaminege

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Two-Match Sweater

A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!
by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009
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One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely
"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"
by Madison Square Gardens February 25, 2010
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two exits, no waiting

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below
Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?
by Choda Boy 57 July 31, 2006
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two for one

When you have two really good pussies and you have one big cock!
Both of you bent over the table I'll do the job therefore you have two for one
by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 07, 2018
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The Two Gingers Story.

1. A story wherein there is a ginger and another ginger

2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.

3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.
____________

Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.

Ben: ...

Ian: And then what?

Erika: Well that's all.

__________

Ben : I ate cereal this morning.

Diana : What a two-ginger story.

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Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.

Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.
by bEnn101 April 04, 2011
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two inch pinch

A person with an incredibly small penis.
I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch
by dik fuck February 01, 2017
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