by Twoxer Geaminege September 04, 2021
A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009
by Madison Square Gardens February 25, 2010
Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below
Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?
by Choda Boy 57 July 31, 2006
by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 07, 2018
1. A story wherein there is a ginger and another ginger
2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.
3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.
2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.
3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.
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Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.
Ben: ...
Ian: And then what?
Erika: Well that's all.
__________
Ben : I ate cereal this morning.
Diana : What a two-ginger story.
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Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.
Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.
Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.
Ben: ...
Ian: And then what?
Erika: Well that's all.
__________
Ben : I ate cereal this morning.
Diana : What a two-ginger story.
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Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.
Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.
by bEnn101 April 04, 2011
A person with an incredibly small penis.
by dik fuck February 01, 2017