Hanson's law

Reducing one's credibility in any argument by using words like "lib", "liberal" or "liberals". One a person uses the above words with derogatory intent, he demonstrates his political bias, polarizes his audience and loses any remaining credibility.

Once Hanson's law is invoked, the offenders argument is considered useless banter or low level regurgitated propaganda from that point forward.

Case 1- "Why do you liberals hate America?"

Hanson's law has been invoked

Case 2- "You're a liberal, that's why".

by A non liberal June 21, 2005

Kamal's Law

The law that usurps all laws for a moment in time. This law is used to perfect ones well-being by any means, even if one has to disregard all other laws humans have in existence. Reason, logic and morals are no longer necessary while Kamal's Law is in effect. Kamal's Law has no definite duration period but consequences will vary. Use at your own risk.

Bill tells Ted that he's hungry and has been fired from his last job. Ted replies, "Well Bill, as Kamal's Law states, he who doesn't giveth a fuck may do upon himself a multitude of goodness as long as he shan't be caught. So, go steal some grub Bill and remember to party on dude."

by Twerk for cancer October 30, 2013

Kevin's Law

The natural phenomenon by which if one does not order sour cream when it is available, then one is a fag

Thorsen: No, hold the sour cream
Kaufman: Uhh, that would violate Kevin's Law
Thorsen: I'm aware of this
Kaufman: I applaud you for coming out this way

by popefan March 16, 2013

Frederick's Law

From any given starting page on Wikipedia, and using only internal liks and the random article button it is possible to get to the Nazi page in 5 cliks or less

Giuseppe Tartini-Slovenia-World War II-Nazi Party
Frederick's Law in 4 clicks

by Freddie89 November 10, 2006

Law Dawg

Common term for someone who, although good intentioned, lacks the personality trait known as fun. Spontaneous things scare them and any sign of trouble usually results in hours of sci fi gaming and/or hibernation. A law dawg would rather read history books than to participate in parties, sexual encounters, or sporting events.

"Dude, that was a raging party last night...where did Dan go?"

"He thought the cops were going to bust it so he locked himself in the bathroom with Mein Comf"

"What a Law Dawg"

by Austin Rutledge November 1, 2008

law degree

course that will require you to read 1000+ pages per week. will make you wish you could fly. or were super richer. or anything but what you are doing.

beware of the law students that call themselves lawyers and walk around in suits trying to prove to the world and themselves something or another.

Guy 1: DUDE! What is UP with that ugly ass looking bitch over there. Why does she have so many books?
Guy 2: Oh man! She must be taking a law degree!

Girl 1: Oh my god, why the HELL does that guy insist on coming to lecture in a suit all the freakin time!?!
Girl 2: Because he's taking a law degree, as are you. And I only asked how you were to make small talk so stop wasting my time and let me do my reading bitch.

by avalaw February 18, 2009

Brony Law

The unspoken rules and regulations of bronyhood, as defined by the MLP:FiM TV show; these rules include love and toleration, being loyal, expressing yourself, and encouraging others. Bronies live by the brony Law because they have mature applications and are useful in some situations; mostly flame wars on the internet.

Brony Law in action:

Hater: Bronies are freaks without lifes.
Brony: you crossed the line. Prepare to be loved and tolerated.

by Tauntalus September 1, 2013