Dicks On Table

When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
He said he had a big dick so i said dicks on table and won
by qaswe April 29, 2009
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dick wadd

Similar to a tight wadd who is cheap and greedy, a "dick wadd" is someone who is so much of a dick that they are a cluster fuck or wadd of dicks. This insult is usually reserved for special occasions of full sentence obscenities where you start to run out of names to call the person.
by Lostsheep November 13, 2016
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Amtrak Dick

When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.
Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.

Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
by kungfumermaid June 08, 2015
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Mopy Dick

To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.
by Pokeman 2 da Max! October 11, 2009
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Ruler dick

A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.
1. She say that I got a ruler dick

2. Man I got a ruler dickz
by rymaxam October 26, 2017
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Dick up

A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.
John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!


by Alex1010 March 19, 2009
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Dick Leg

The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.
Damn, I hate the VA hospital. There's just too man dick legs around here.
by EatMyJunk April 21, 2009
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