California Waterbed

When a man causes a woman to squirt, but pinches the labia so the vaginal cavity fills up with fluid.
I went to Pelosi's nephew's waterbed store to purchase a new waterbed. Little did I know, the owner porked me on his inventory and gave me a California Waterbed.
by TyPel911 January 25, 2022
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The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
by GoneSquatchin’ April 02, 2018
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California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.
"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025
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California Sprinkler

When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.
The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .
by Ham Theif February 01, 2019
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A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!
Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).
by personlivinganddoingthings August 01, 2024
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california mist

It was California mist, it missed California and hit Oregon
by Original Claire Bear December 04, 2010
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California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!
by conky May 05, 2014
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