the conductor of a sexual train. large vag. small boobies. whore. hated by many. useless human being. waste of life. anoying. obnoxious. stupid. brain dead. cunt. twat. bitch.
by Bobbbbyy June 29, 2008
When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...
My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.
by Apt D12 March 05, 2013
by Booger November 19, 2004
"What were you up to last night? You didn't text back."
"Oh, I went over to Jake's and was too busy riding the 'O' train. Whoo whoo!"
"Oh, I went over to Jake's and was too busy riding the 'O' train. Whoo whoo!"
by mexivanilla November 14, 2014
by vindex parsley April 09, 2011
She said she never performed oral sex before so I had to give her a ride on the 'ol Chicago "L" Train.
by crush relish April 13, 2021
An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends
I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie
self centered
pay it backward
poser
self centered
pay it backward
poser
by That other old guy April 17, 2016