e-tard

Somebody who thinks e-tolls are cool

The e-tard was dutifully queueing to pay his e-toll bill

by Johannesie June 6, 2018

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tard

Someone who is so stupid, intrusive, and annoying , you can't get away fast enough.

I was talking to Kathy today , that tard just would not let me get away.

by Wayne M. June 6, 2018

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dippy tard

Someone who is blonde that is a dippy and usually is the center of attention in your group of friends .

That person at your party last night was such a dippy tard.

by Kangarooman521 June 11, 2018

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The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.

Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"

by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017

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"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"

"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly

by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017

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