awkward turtle 

The "Awkward Turtle" is used during the present moment of a situation at hand. You may use it under the table at a diner outing to relieve some of the awkward tension, or on your way to the restroom as you excuse yourself from the awkward moment. The Awkward Turtle is also used in conjunction with the Awkward Antlers when re-telling the aforementioned events.

In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.

awkward turtle by JesChel August 26, 2006

The Turtle 

Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!

Howard Mendenjensenden had his name immortalized when he pulled off "The Turtle"

The Turtle by Grafzedd September 19, 2009

ninja turtle

When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.

Derived from "turtle head poking out".

Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.

A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!

B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*

A: You look green. Are you okay?

B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.

ninja turtle by remote Erik June 25, 2008

the turtle 

when you pull you sack up to your wang and it looks like a turtle

Hey tim look its the TURTLE!!!!
Ewww kevin thats nasty

the turtle by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007

Autistic Turtle 

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.

"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.

Autistic Turtle by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010

Awkward turtle dive 

Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.

You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.

Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*

Awkward turtle dive by Patty Pat Pat July 23, 2008

fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube

Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'

fucking turtle by DFE December 27, 2004