Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002

Surprise Sex

Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE

"Hey man how did last night go"?
"Ohh not bad, I was able to get some surprise sex"

by Breton January 8, 2009

Smurphed

same as fucked, can be used as smurph...smurphing...

yo this shit got me smurphed... or ... yo i wanna smurph the shit outa her... or ...i was smurphin that bitch all night long

by Timmy Mina March 9, 2003

suraphel

short black dude that likes to hit people.

Seen suraphel today? He broke his arm.

by guest9 May 28, 2008

Surprenant

A huge mythical creature in folklore that cannot die. It has legs like tree trunks, and it is said that his kick can kill a man. The Surprenant has been known to disapear for weeks at a time and then show up unexpectedly somewhere.

Eric: Hey did you hear that someone spotted a Surprenant near the woods the other day

Chris: How scary

by smelly brown guy October 25, 2011

Mormon Surprise

When a man dressed in his fancy Mormon underpants sneaks into his sweetie pies bed and lies in wait for her to arrive and give her the "Mormon Surprise".

Jacob snuck into his sweetie pie Mary's bedroom wearing only his Mormon underpants, he crawled into bed, clapped off the lights and waited, when Mary returned home and got in bed, Jacob gave Mary the old Mormon Surprise. Mary was very happy and slept soundly.

by sparkles23 July 11, 2009

meatloaf surprise

When a butt plug comes out unexpectedly along with fecal matter all over the testicle sack

I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.

by the randy ferret November 4, 2009