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ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice
Joker: Lets go ham before banned
by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012
mugGet the ham before bannedmug.

ham

muslims favouraite food
'i love ham'
by Cons2pation nation February 8, 2018
mugGet the hammug.

shawn ham

a Nigga wit a stupid LONG ASS DICK,he is good in bed,and is kind and smart.He is also about that life period pooh.
shawn ham-damn look at shawn fine ass.
by john is the shit April 10, 2020
mugGet the shawn hammug.

boiled ham

This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.
Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!

Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.
by Syndiddy February 9, 2019
mugGet the boiled hammug.

Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared
we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.
by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019
mugGet the Ham Canyonmug.

Ham wallet

I have a fragrant candle line that smells like my ham wallet
by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021
mugGet the Ham walletmug.

Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.
Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.
by bindr May 26, 2022
mugGet the Ham Slutmug.

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