Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.

I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025

Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day

Give me a stone german

by Sdog May 20, 2019

Stone Baked

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.

Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese

Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!

by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025

stone off

to tell someone to commit to jumping off a bridge

Hey why did you kill me in PvP?
Go stone off please.

by Travis4562 March 3, 2019

the sharpest corner of a large stone

the sharpest corner of a large stone (adage) - a proverb referring to the best ability of a person.

When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.

by herobrine049X January 7, 2023

Rock and stone

A phrase with infinite meanings but not to be used in the memorial hall.
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.

Engineer: rock and stone
Driller: rock and stone to the bone
Gunner: rock and stone YEAAAAAAH

by Mission controller March 14, 2024