After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
Get the corn snake turdmug. Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.
by DrSnow April 18, 2005
Get the Bed Snake Batmug. Something one would say sarcastically, in a situation that doesn't really require any luck at all. Often said around someone who is extremely superstitious in order to mock their beliefs.
Keith: Alright dude, I'm gonna do it now...
Jon: Whoohoo... dont let me forget my Lucky Snake's Foot this time...
Jon: Whoohoo... dont let me forget my Lucky Snake's Foot this time...
by Jon Bray September 22, 2008
Get the Lucky Snake's Footmug. meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"
by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006
Get the said the serpent to the snakemug. Jeff: “ Man, I was having a great time last night until I got the ole’ Dusty Snake Eye. Then I had to dip.”
Conrad: “no way, bro.”
Conrad: “no way, bro.”
by dovahkiindgaf November 13, 2017
Get the Dusty Snake Eyemug. A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.
Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.
by Milk Snake April 24, 2014
Get the Willacoochee Wattle Snakemug. by Core028 August 11, 2006
Get the irish king snakemug.