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Shit-arser

A situation where yourself,or another person causes temporary frustration & anger,time wasting and an increased desire to blaspheme.
e.g When somebody nips into a parking space that you have been patiently waiting for for more than five minutes.
Diane: Hey Ginny! that guy is now going to reverse out of that space,lets wait.
Sam: Well spotted Miss D! You are so cool!

(5 minutes later)
Ginny:NO WAY LOOK! There's snaggletooth! nipping in to the space we have been waiting for! What a SHIT-ARSER!!

All three: She should know bettda!!(look it up)
by bettybug03 March 8, 2011
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The Freckle Shits

The act of ingesting something that disagreed with your stomach, resulting with an explosive shit so powerful, that it ricochets of the toilet bowl and lands on your butt cheeks, thus resembling freckles.
Murphy ate the Curry Chicken Special earlier, and it sounds like he has a case of the freckle shits.
by Torra1187 June 3, 2010
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Crim shit

Slang for any type of criminal activity. Originated in Australia and New Zealand.

Examples of crim shit may include punching someone in the face or feeding a seagull panadol so it explodes etc etc
"Hey Josh, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Oh hey Yung G, really feel like getting up to some crim shit tonight aye"
by RoganG February 7, 2018
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mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.
Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022
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Economic shit

Taking a crap that is so clean cut, it only takes one wipe
Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."

Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."
by DairyMilker August 20, 2011
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Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet
My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard
by Asshole110 October 30, 2019
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Shit Shuff

When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.
Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!

Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
by The Big Bad Brandon December 8, 2009
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