On December 16 NOBODY GO TO SCHOOL #nationalnoschoolday If you do go to school your tallest and shortest friend get to punch you the next day !!!
Person 1:Ugh I hate Monday’s
Person 2:Well it’s No school on December 16th So Go and enjoy the rest of your day ;)
Person 2:Well it’s No school on December 16th So Go and enjoy the rest of your day ;)
by Fuck ya chicken trips October 28, 2019
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its also a shit-holding simulator, you never get a chance to go and when you do there is always some kid T-posing on the urinals and/or fighting/beating his meat
its also a shit-holding simulator, you never get a chance to go and when you do there is always some kid T-posing on the urinals and/or fighting/beating his meat
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Get the School mug.A good fun alternative to life, sex, career, friends, money, and power. All of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from education.
student 1: I soooo got an A on the test by pulling an all nighter. Doing all that studying outside of school really paid off.
student 2: Yeh that's awesome! It's kind of like being great at hacky sack in terms of not getting laid.
student 2: Yeh that's awesome! It's kind of like being great at hacky sack in terms of not getting laid.
by Trynidee December 28, 2005
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Matt: "Hey, Joe"
Joe: "Hey, Matt"
Matt: "Did you hear about the White House being painted black?"
Joe: "Nah, the White House is school to me."
Matt: "Hey, Joe"
Joe: "Hey, Matt"
Matt: "Did you hear about the White House being painted black?"
Joe: "Nah, the White House is school to me."
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Little Jimmy:guess what I learn a school today mommy
Mom: what honey?
Little jimmy: sodomy!
Mom:.......who, taught you that honey.....
Little jimmy: my gym teacher (a.k.a my boy Scott leader)
Mom: what did he teach you exactly?
Little jimmy: first you get down on your knees and then you place you mouth on the man stiff lower arm an suck, after a while you get rewarded with milk!
Mom: oh dear god! No!
Mom: what honey?
Little jimmy: sodomy!
Mom:.......who, taught you that honey.....
Little jimmy: my gym teacher (a.k.a my boy Scott leader)
Mom: what did he teach you exactly?
Little jimmy: first you get down on your knees and then you place you mouth on the man stiff lower arm an suck, after a while you get rewarded with milk!
Mom: oh dear god! No!
by Peice of paper October 28, 2014
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