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gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob
My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night
by XxRedxX May 28, 2023
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Hot Cakes and Sausage

The act of ejaculating or cumming on a girls ass or the rims of her ass crack. The sausage will represent the penis that later goes into the vagina after the man nuts on the woman's hot cakes.
Bro she wanted breakfast so I gave her some hot cakes and sausage. She was never the same.
by AN0SEater March 18, 2020
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Babinski's Polish Sausage

Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.
Yeah man, i totally think Dave pulled a a Babinski's Polish Sausage on Jane... Thats so sick.
by really nice chair man November 5, 2011
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Sausage Egg Roll

When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.
When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.
by Kinko's October 1, 2010
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hot sausage roll

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand
"Aw bro that chick was so hot I couldn't resist a hot sausage roll in the corner'
by Holy mouley August 17, 2016
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Sanding My Sausage

When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?

JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010
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