The shit moth starts it’s shitty life as a shit larva which grows into a shitapiller, and most commonly leads to a pandemic of shitapillers, you can try to exterminate them but in most cases you’ll fail, thus leaving you with shit moths.
Randy: “What are you doing Mr. Lahey?”
Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”
Randy: “Shit moths?”
Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”
Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”
Randy: “Shit moths?”
Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”
by Jim lahey69 March 31, 2021
Get the Shit Moths mug.Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.
The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!
by Tesax May 9, 2021
Get the Shit canoe mug.a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.
Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022
Get the mammoth shit mug.This is a type of person who is unable to defecate in public places. Instead of, ones would keep the poo till home, what makes him a slave of his own urge.
-Man I gotta poo...
-Use the uni's toilet then.
-Naah, I'll manage to keep it.
-Dude, you're a shit slave.
-Use the uni's toilet then.
-Naah, I'll manage to keep it.
-Dude, you're a shit slave.
by Big Clubowsky January 16, 2022
Get the Shit slave mug.Plumpy shit is a definition of basically, blue colored poop, it also shows that the person ate too much blue donuts!
by Kizz_ May 18, 2022
Get the Plumpy Shit mug.A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
Get the Christmas Shit mug.when you are told to have sexual relations with a female and someone is concise and explanatory to you.
Mike, Pimp that Shit!!
( refers to having sex with a female)
Dude! he Pimped that Shit till No tomorrow!!!!
( refers to having sex with a female)
Dude! he Pimped that Shit till No tomorrow!!!!
by why do you wanna know? May 13, 2005
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