1: yo this chick threw her backpack at me and started cussing out the professor in 3rd
2: man she must have been on some psycho shit
2: man she must have been on some psycho shit
by cinimodde September 23, 2018
Get the Psycho shitmug. The act of chronically defecating shortly before significant or even traumatic moments in one's life almost precognitive in nature. A foreboding bowel movement before shit goes straight to hell. Pun intended.
Ryan: "Yo you hear about that bomb threat at school this morning?"
Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."
Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."
Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."
Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."
by Trigga45 September 24, 2013
Get the psychic shitmug. When you wait so long for your Uber that you shit your pants. There are two kinds of Uber shitters...those that will still get in the car with their shitty pants and that those that refuse to get in, out of respect for the upholstery.
After a big meal and several draft beers, Ryan and his crew needed an Uber to take them to the club. Their driver, Omar, was still 10 minutes away when Ryan started having terrible shit pains. Rather than risk missing the ride and disappointing his crew, he decided to hold it in till they got to the club....bad decision. With Omar but minutes away, Ryan dropped an Uber shit straight through his underwear and into his pants. The Uber pulled up to the curb and now it was crunch time. Ryan refused to get in the car, it was a matter principle. His crew jumped in and swore they would never tell anybody about the incident. Ryan stood alone on the sidewalk and called his mom to bring him pants and underwear.
by El Conquistador January 29, 2019
Get the uber shitmug. A situation where yourself,or another person causes temporary frustration & anger,time wasting and an increased desire to blaspheme.
e.g When somebody nips into a parking space that you have been patiently waiting for for more than five minutes.
e.g When somebody nips into a parking space that you have been patiently waiting for for more than five minutes.
Diane: Hey Ginny! that guy is now going to reverse out of that space,lets wait.
Sam: Well spotted Miss D! You are so cool!
(5 minutes later)
Ginny:NO WAY LOOK! There's snaggletooth! nipping in to the space we have been waiting for! What a SHIT-ARSER!!
All three: She should know bettda!!(look it up)
Sam: Well spotted Miss D! You are so cool!
(5 minutes later)
Ginny:NO WAY LOOK! There's snaggletooth! nipping in to the space we have been waiting for! What a SHIT-ARSER!!
All three: She should know bettda!!(look it up)
by bettybug03 March 8, 2011
Get the Shit-arsermug. When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox
When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'
by Ragatron December 22, 2013
Get the shit slottingmug. An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008
Get the Shit-Towelmug. When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.
by Zach17 September 8, 2023
Get the Rooftop Shitsmug.