peadust

The dusty sediment at the bottom of a peanut jar.

Rhonda always looked forward to eating the peadust at the bottom of the jar, craving its sweet intensity of flavor.

by Rhondaa April 26, 2021

Peanut Butter

When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter

Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one

by Peanut Master April 29, 2021

Peanut

The poopalazooka religion mascot. Like how American has the bald Eagle, we have a cat named peanut.

All hail Peanut, the Poopalazooka Representative.

by Moonstar116 May 23, 2021

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

Peanut

The act of peeing in a girl after you nut to sterilize the sperm and avoid conception.

"Hey you brought condoms right?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll just do a Peanut"

"Hey man you bagged it before doin her right?"
"Nah don't worry tho I did a Peanut"

by Dr. Mallard Von Sex July 9, 2021

peanut_butterz2

A person that makes random shit and doesn’t crop

Person: Crop please
peanut_butterz2: No

by Peanut Buttr July 21, 2021

Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021