Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014

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broken mouth

An old European insult that refers to someone who doesn't know when to shut the hell up! Usually someone who's ignorant, an attention whore, or just plain full-of-it.

Christian: "I can't believe half the campus already knows about the drama with Becky."
Chris: "Yeah, Victor was telling everybody in the Library last Friday."
Christian: "Fuck, he has the most broken mouth of anybody I've ever known..."

by Phosgore January 1, 2014

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Mouth boner

That tingly feeling you get in your mouth when you think of a certain food or start eating something you've been thinking about eating.

Person 1: Why did my mouth feel weird when I took a bite of that Thin Mint?
Person 2: Dude that's a mouth boner

by sweaty-weeb February 9, 2015

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B.F'Ed in the mouth.

To get oral felatio from your sexual partner after having penile anal sex.

Steve/Stephany ate his/her diner quickly after her/his boyfriend/ girlfriend whispered into Steven or stephany's ear that they were about to be B.F'Ed in the mouth. after dinner.

by Theshisserking July 9, 2015

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