The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.
by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014
Get the Vag mouth mug.An old European insult that refers to someone who doesn't know when to shut the hell up! Usually someone who's ignorant, an attention whore, or just plain full-of-it.
Christian: "I can't believe half the campus already knows about the drama with Becky."
Chris: "Yeah, Victor was telling everybody in the Library last Friday."
Christian: "Fuck, he has the most broken mouth of anybody I've ever known..."
Chris: "Yeah, Victor was telling everybody in the Library last Friday."
Christian: "Fuck, he has the most broken mouth of anybody I've ever known..."
by Phosgore January 1, 2014
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Person 1: Why did my mouth feel weird when I took a bite of that Thin Mint?
Person 2: Dude that's a mouth boner
Person 2: Dude that's a mouth boner
by sweaty-weeb February 9, 2015
Get the Mouth boner mug.Steve/Stephany ate his/her diner quickly after her/his boyfriend/ girlfriend whispered into Steven or stephany's ear that they were about to be B.F'Ed in the mouth. after dinner.
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by donka-dewballs January 3, 2016
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