Mariya Joke

A joke that is painfully unfunny to everyone and makes you cringe thinking about.

*Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”

by Theodore Raz February 3, 2024

Breast Joke

When your wife wakes you up by putting her tits in your face 👀

That was the breast Joke. You really milked that.

by Madame Frog April 3, 2023

Joke

Hey some guy said I have good timing.

Hym "You need to actually try to compartmentalize a little bit. You're not going to but whatever. The fact of the matter is this: the thing I said is happening is happening. I don't give a fuck about your kids. In your hierarchy of values, putting me in a position where I am either caged or I have my rights taken away is more important to you than whether or not I harm a kid. And the harm I was talking about previously was abstract harm caused by reading about sex or violence or the hybrid of the two in direct reference. I haven't been charged with any crimes. Never committed an act of violence. There is no line. There is a lot you have to ignore to try and draw a parallel between him and me and that's really all you're doing isn't it? And that's all you plan on doing. You are not the self appointed moral arbiters you seem to think you are and I can prove it by doing the thing you want to pretend you're trying to stop me from doing. This is in response to something that has been happening for years. And that thung is justification enough for worse than what I'm currently doing. And I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. It's a joke and it's not. Like the midget from that south park episode. You need to just let it go."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023

Joke

An example

Person1:Wanna joke?
Person2:A joke?
Person1:Yeah.
Person1:A joke
Person2:What's a joke?
Person1:Here's an examp-
Person2:Okay i'm ready
Person1:Knock Knock? Say, Who's there.
Person2:Who's There?
Person1:Interrupting cow! You say interrupting cow who?
Person2:Interrupting co-
Person1:Mooooooooooooo
Person2:Hey I didn't get to finish!
Person1:I know!
Person2: Ohhhhh!

by Mowiam April 18, 2023

joke

my whole entire life

my whole entire life is a joke

by Chris_28 May 3, 2023

Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 6, 2023