Feel nasty

When something bad happens to you

Yoo I left my phone on the bus , just “feel nasty

by Freedamen February 27, 2024

feeling that sweet crimp

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

by Kuntphlap March 4, 2024

feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

I feel like lindsey

to feel rejected

this man don't want me, I feel like Lindsey

by anonymous October 6, 2025

Feeling Zandery

Feeling Zandery
(adjective / phrase)

When you get into a mood and start acting petty for no real reason — throwing shade, being sarcastic, or doing little things just to prove a point. It’s not full-on anger, just that extra bit of attitude that hits out of nowhere.

“Here w go again, he’s feeling zandery.”

“Look at this guy he’s feeling zandery.”

Synonyms: petty, moody, shady, sassy

by Drinkthatshitbrothaaa October 9, 2025

Feeling Bumps

The bumps you feel.

Feeling Bumps: Just feel the bumps bro.

by The Feeling Bumps October 12, 2025