When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles February 15, 2016
When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.
by raff the real February 25, 2019
A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.
Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?
Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.
Brittney - Haha me too!
Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!
Brittney - What do I owe you?
Tom - ;)
Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.
Brittney - Haha me too!
Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!
Brittney - What do I owe you?
Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011
When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in”
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.
by meowverseer May 07, 2022
When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 04, 2024
girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed
by flexinonyomain March 09, 2018