toy gun sparks 

1. Condescending monniker for a premature ejaculator.

2. a type of condescending fictional porn star name for someone who has a little dick and is a premature ejaculator.

Hey wazzup there toy gun sparks. I heard about last night with you and Sherry. She said you went off before you even got close.

toy gun sparks by J. Lloyd January 5, 2007

I-Gun 

I-Gun. Highly complex, computerized, component system firearm consisting of a variety of combinations of interchangeable microprocessors, firing mechanisms, barrels and grips/stocks to facilitate a wide range of uses (ie: self-defense, target practice, law enforcement, criminal activity, hunting, etc.). Available in a variety of stylish colors. Over 36,000 software apps available online via shareware to aid in suitability for almost unlimited uses. Will not support windows “Firearm 7.0”

My Robert Blake software crashed so I just downloaded the Phil Spector app to my I-Gun and my girlfriend is coming over for dinner later.

I-Gun by martinatty December 20, 2009

PURE GUN

Used when refering to a member of the opposite sex to you, to how your dislike in their physical appearance.

Or

To show your dislike in anything in which may be disgusting / ugly

Person 1 - " Get on her man shes sexy"

Person 2 - " ERRR shes PURE GUN "

Or

When spotting something ugly i.e Ugly Girl walking past...
"PURRRREEEEE"

PURE GUN by Sandmaninavauxhall January 11, 2010

Slug Gun 

A very dangerous weapon used to capture slugs on a night out. Should only be used by professionals as they can cause alot of damage if not used in the right way. Weapons range from 9mm to a javelin or rocket launcher! Other equipment to capture slugs include claymores, predator missiles and stun grenades

You got your slug gun out tonight mate?...Yeahh think im taking out my 9mm tonight, small but dangerous! going to plant claymores outside the girls toilets too!

Slug Gun by hyfbfhuijf October 11, 2010

Spud Gun

A potato that is altered so that one may smoke weed from it

Okun was Tater Totting yesterday. I saw him take hits from his Spud Gun.

Spud Gun by Forsberg July 25, 2012

machine gun texts 

Texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you're under attack.

Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21

machine gun texts by c_papav January 14, 2015

Top Gun 

When you were banging a girl doggy style and put a dildo in her butt and a controlling her like you're flying a jet fighter referencing the movie "top gun"

"Yo I was banging this girl doggy style last night and stuck a dildo in your butt hole and start a riding her like a fighter jet straight up gave her a "top gun"

Top Gun by StraightBusiness January 26, 2015