loosen your goose

Just relax

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

goose bump fever

(noun) - intense nervous excitement leading to reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to a temporary solution for a permanent problem; old habits die hard.

"You get goose bump fever sometimes. You know what you want to do with your life, but doing it is a different story."

by axdouchebag January 5, 2010

Nebraskan Goose Waddle

When one waddles from participating in intense coitus the night before. Originating in Nebraska.

Person 1: did you see the english teacher doing the Nebraskan Goose Waddle today?
Person 2: yeah, the principal must've been all up in that last night!

by TheOtterOfLyfe April 17, 2014

Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!

JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!

by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015

gross goose girl

Girl that coughs like a disguisting goose

Omg ew. That’s gross goose girl !

by mia_mm May 29, 2018

dead like Goose

When a heroic or otherwise impressive aviator is ghosted by his fellow aviators.

Due to unknown reasons, it is apparent that Matt is dead like Goose to Captain Nielson and First Officer Whicker.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man May 9, 2019

goose 'n run

When you give a goose and take off runnin', sometimes using a bicycle.

"A dark skinned male, possibly Hispanic, approached a female victim on property adjacent to the southwest portion of campus. The suspect rode a small bicycle along 20th Street, groped and lifted the skirt of the victim as she walked. The suspect was seen riding away on his bicycle."

--apparent victim of a "Goose 'n run"

by Bublor August 29, 2011